January 2010
38 posts
Oral Sex
I must say I loved the additional sentance that Urban Dictionary listed under their 9th definition of Oral Sex…
The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse. “These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.”
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got some sweet oral sex
PONDERISMS
� I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. � There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. � Life is sexually transmitted. � Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. � The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. � Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of...
Is There an Easier Way?
I have been waiting for a heart wrenching text to come through from a very close friend of mine. His Step Mom made the choice to stop Dialysis this past weekend, and has been at home on Hospice care since Monday night. Due to being sick I have been unable to visit with her to say my Good Bye’s.. I have not know her for more than a few years, but she has made a huge impact in my life…...
I'm over it.
ashamedtosay:
blondhousewifesthoughts:
misscook:
I’m sick of all the drama on twitter. It’s not fun anymore because of it. I’m all for expressing your opinion, but not when you are expressing said opinion in such a juvenile fashion. Verbally attacking people is not cool over something as silly as stars. Verbally attacking people because they unfollowed you for saying something they thought...
listening to "Cat Stevens - Oh Very Young" →
listening to "Hinder - Lips of an Angel" →
listening to "jason derulo - watcha say" →
listening to "The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979" →
listening to "Vanity 6 - →
listening to "Heart - These Dreams" →
listening to "T →
listening to "Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight" →
listening to "New Order - Blue Monday" →
listening to "depeche mode - the things you said" →
listening to "Staind - Its Been Awhile" →
listening to "Staind - Everything Changes" →
listening to "Edwin Mccain - I →
This one actually works…
listening to "No Place That Far by Sara Evans -... →
listening to "Little River Band - Cool Change" →
listening to "Maroon 5 - Maroon 5 - This Love" →
“This Love”
listening to "Edwin McCain - I →
@eddiesuniverse: “… and I’ll be better when I’m older. I’ll be the greatest fan of your life! ;-) “
Justice Prevails!!! WTG Mom →
yup lawsuit. right here.
babetron:
fmylife:
Today, one of my managers at work asked me to carrying our new Frappe machine to front counter for assembling. Being 5 months pregnant, I explained to her I am unable to safely lift more than 20-30lbs. I was then fired and told that I shouldn’t use being pregnant as an excuse to not work. FML
ruthakers:
“You have 4 cantankerous growths that are becoming a burden and need to be eradicated immediately Mrs. Akers”
“I know sir. I call them children.”
“Cavities Mrs. Akers. You have 4 cavities”
“Well it’s easy to see how I could confuse the 2 sir.I’ll have them taken care of immediately.
The cavities.
Not the kids.”
This is how I imagine my dental visits would go.
They’d be...