October 2010
4 posts
abbeyhunter asked: Where east? I am east...ish. East..er then you are now anyways. So yeah where?
chunkysmoker420 asked: I wanna come visit my parents this coming summer. When I get out there can I smoke a blunt with you?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Where Do You Like It?
While the meaning behind the FB status is great. I can’t help but think of how my status would look:
I like it on the bed, On the nightstand, On the floor (so long as it’s not the bathroom floor, but then the bathroom floor works in a pinch too.) The bathroom or kitchen counters work too. I’ve put it on the washer and the dryer, but I don’t really prefer it there.Then...
September 2010
3 posts
Word of the Day:
cunt nugget
1. an insult
2. moldy, furry, sticky, bloody,...
– (via twoz)
Sarkastickunt: A Mother Falls in Love With Her... →
sarkastickunt:
When a woman finds out she’s pregnant, there are a hundred, if not a million different emotions coursing through her veins. Anything from glee to gloom. And a ton of shades in between.
Once the shock wears off, and the fear subsides there comes this unbelievable rush of love.
This tightness of…
August 2010
0 posts
Eminem Ft. Rhianna ~ Love The Way You Lie →
*Just gonna stand there And watch me burn But that’s alright Because I like The way it hurts. Just gonna stand there And hear me cry But that’s alright Because I love The way you lie*
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
Reblog with a favorite show of yours that was...
sarkastickunt:
pigtailsandcombatboots:
germanejackson:
thisismyboomstick:
uprightcitizens:
nbloggz-:
corpsefucker:
Kyle XY
Arrested Development
Pushing Daisies
Since AR and PD are already on here… Carnivale.
Wonderfalls
Deadwood…and I’m scarred for life as a result…
DEAD LIKE ME. I miss it so much my face hurts.
Oz… Men in Chains nuff said…. lmao
February 2010
5 posts
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/ducky0623
January 2010
38 posts
Oral Sex
I must say I loved the additional sentance that Urban Dictionary listed under their 9th definition of Oral Sex…
The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse. “These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.”
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got some sweet oral sex
PONDERISMS
� I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. � There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. � Life is sexually transmitted. � Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. � The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. � Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of...
Is There an Easier Way?
I have been waiting for a heart wrenching text to come through from a very close friend of mine. His Step Mom made the choice to stop Dialysis this past weekend, and has been at home on Hospice care since Monday night. Due to being sick I have been unable to visit with her to say my Good Bye’s.. I have not know her for more than a few years, but she has made a huge impact in my life…...
I'm over it.
ashamedtosay:
blondhousewifesthoughts:
misscook:
I’m sick of all the drama on twitter. It’s not fun anymore because of it. I’m all for expressing your opinion, but not when you are expressing said opinion in such a juvenile fashion. Verbally attacking people is not cool over something as silly as stars. Verbally attacking people because they unfollowed you for saying something they thought...
listening to "Cat Stevens - Oh Very Young" →
listening to "Hinder - Lips of an Angel" →
listening to "jason derulo - watcha say" →
listening to "The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979" →
listening to "Vanity 6 - →
listening to "Heart - These Dreams" →
listening to "T →
listening to "Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight" →
listening to "New Order - Blue Monday" →
listening to "depeche mode - the things you said" →
listening to "Staind - Its Been Awhile" →
listening to "Staind - Everything Changes" →
listening to "Edwin Mccain - I →
This one actually works…
listening to "No Place That Far by Sara Evans -... →
listening to "Little River Band - Cool Change" →
listening to "Maroon 5 - Maroon 5 - This Love" →
“This Love”
listening to "Edwin McCain - I →
@eddiesuniverse: “… and I’ll be better when I’m older. I’ll be the greatest fan of your life! ;-) “
Justice Prevails!!! WTG Mom →